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This Ain't No Bat-Mitzvah

We're here to celebrate the coming of age,

     This ain't no bat-mitzvah it's called MIDDLE AGE.

Nancy Freudenthal or "Fruity" in those days,

     Could make the boys stare in a glassy daze.

Raised in Nashville and always running around,

     She came from Belle Meade, "The other side of town".

This ain't no Bat-Mitzvah its middle age.

Then its off to Maryville where she "experienced life",

     Little did she know she was to become my wife.

She was a cheap date then she always drank beer,

     But her tastes have gotten more expensive now I fear.

This ain't no Bat-Mitzvah, its middle age.

If you ever go shopping with Nancy just you wait,

     She'll be whipping out flyers,coupons & rebates.

The cash register tape she can really burn,

     But most of what she buys she'll always return.

This ain't no Bat-Mitzvah, its middle age.

Deciding what to do for your birthday,

     It was difficult task I must say.

You said, "No surprise party" well your out of luck,

     And quess what- your really going to see the Monster Trucks.

This ain't no Bat-Mitzvah its middle age.

Yes Nancy you can thank Bernadette for all this pink,

     This is what your life has become- really makes you think.

But Nancy you have lots to be thankfull for in you life,

     Two wonderful kids, your health & that your MY wife.

This ain't no Bat-Mitzvah, its middle age.

To cheer you up people will say, " Your as young as you feel" -you'll see,

     But Nancy, you still feel pretty young to me.

So to the rest of your life lets kick it off!

     Everyone raise your glass and say "MAZEL TOV"!